MOVIE REVIEW: Uche Jombo's FALSE! Kate Henshaw and Kalu DAZZLE ME SENSELESS!

 

 It has been a few years in the making, no not the movie... I'm talking about Uche Jombo's "A-LIST" celebrity status! Despite her being in the industry for over a decade, I honestly never really paid much attention to Mrs. Jombo-Rodriguez until recently when she produced and starred in the silent hit films Damage, and Mrs. Somebody, proving to me, amongst many others that she unlike most of our so-called stars actually cared about the craft, and wasn't just out to get famous, hoping to catch a politician in the process. Apart from opening her own production house, Uche has gone to starred in some of the most refreshing movies that I have seen in Nollywood in years, like Blood and Wine, Holding Hope, Silent Scandal, and most recently False (with my favorite Nollywood actress Kate Henshaw), which just got released on Irokotv+

How will this movie be rated?

It will be divided into five sections:

Cinematography
Storyline
Actors Perfomances
Believability
Extras (Sets, Fashion etc)

Cinematography: 15 out of 20
 The visuals were crisp and clear through out the entirety of the film, and so where the transitions and camera angles. unfortunately, I can't say the same for the audio quality which were a little off putting, mainly because everytime they were having phone conversations, I found myself straining to hear what the person on the other line was saying.


Storyline: 18 out of 20
WARNING! WARNING! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! Oh, who cares, you've read this far, might as well continue what you've started. In one word, the storyline was: ORIGINAL! Ha! that is not something we hear everyday concerning a Nollywood production, but honestly, the pyschological thriller kept me on the edge of my seat through out. Not necessarily because I didn't know what the end results might be, but because it was so refreshing to see such a story with Nollywood faces in it. The story was very straight to the point, being only about an hour long, no scenes where wasted (Not even the uncomfortable sex scene between Kalu and Kate Henshaw) from the moment Uche shows up at Kate's house, jovially informing her that she has been having an intimate affair with her husband (Kalu's husband) to the scenes with the waka-pass officer (Who actually was the only flaw in the movie in my opinion.

Actors Perfomances: 20 out of 20
Brilliant! For once, I actually watched a movie with Kate Henshaw in it, and didn't actually find her to the saving grace of the film. Uche Jombo was simply, insanely good! Usually, I would fault her for over-acting (like in the movie Blood or Wine) but in a whole where she's a delusional, sociopathic BITCH... how can I? I mean seriously.... Kalu Ikeagwu was also pretty darn good, despite the fact that I was a little uncomfortable watching him... jerk off and talk dirty on the phone (incase you have not yet gotten the memo, this is a mature film about the risks of cyber sex, so don't watch when your mama is around, unless you want make she ask you to delete your facebook, twitter and instagram accounts! LMFBO!)

BELIEVABILITY:
Very believable, mainly because things like this happen everyday! People beware! However... small tin bother me for the script... why on earth would the police officer not let Kalu's character go when the doctor had obviously already declared her psychologically unstable? Just didn't make any sense to me, and it just took a lot out of the storyline.
 
 EXTRAS: 20 our of 20
I think it was a very well rounded movie, even though many may not agree with me. I was apalled when I scrolled down on irokotv and so people calling the movie RUBBISH, A WASTE OF TIME, and WHERE IS PART TWO???... make Amadoira no strike all una mop dem! Goat!! Okay... sorry, had to get that out of the way... but seriously, have Nollywood lovers become so used to mediocrity that when they see a masterpiece they can't recognize it? Chai! The movie was sweet, it had a very valuable lesson AND the performances where top-notch... what more do you want? Not once did I hear a fake accent, or see too much skin (yes, even during the sex scene, they were dressed appropriately) so, what more do people want? Humph... ofcourse, I made sure to let a few of those mediocrity-lovers know my mind joor! Nonsense!

Okay, that would be all, let me know what you think, don't forget to comment, subscribe (add me in your circles) and share. Love, KongossaWahala!

Stephanie Okereke Pro #ChildNotBride With New Movie "Dry".

Stephanie Okereke

Seasoned starlet Stephanie Okereke-Linus, and Nollywood icon Liz Benson have collaborated in what is no doubt going to be one of the "must-see" movies of the year. While the synopsis of what the masterpiece titled DRY has not yet been release, from the trailer shared by Mrs. Linus we can assume, the movie focuses on women and the many challenges the have to face in a traditionally African scenario. Even more exciting is the casting of Nollywood legend, Liz Benson! Now an ordained minister, Mrs. Benson confirmed that she was drawn to the script because of its strong message, and applauded co-star and screen-write Mrs. Linus for coming up with the concept. Seeing as Liz Benson has been a rarity in the industry for such a long time, I have no doubt that this movie would be a blockbuster, if it was powerful enough to make her want to return to the scene!

                                                                       Stephanie and Liz Benson in DRY
And for the moment you've all been waiting for, ladies and gentleman, I present to you... Okay... sorry... for some reason the blog won't allow me post the trailer so here's the URL to it.. go enjoy ooo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyHgJYk7pco

Genevieve Nnaji vacations in China!

Genevieve's Wahala:
Genevieve Nnaji, Africas very own superstar has been causing wagging tongues to wag even harder, dare I even say, turning green with envy as the actress extraodinaire spends some of that hard earned cash blessing herself with a long overdued vacation. Of course, this is not the first time the actress has gone on a thrill seeking adventure, as all fans would know, she has practically toured the Americas, but her newest destination sure has some people raising their brows... China!

My Kongossa;
Why not? China is one of the most culturally stimulating destinations in Asia... infact, the world! And as we can all see from above, the girl has been strutting her stuff on the Great Wall of the nation. looking refreshed, relaxed and forever glowing, I will definitely admit to being one of those turning green with envy! Who wouldn't want to go to China?! Genny, enjoy'am for all we oo!!

Omotola Jalade STEALS the spotlight from the MBGN contestants!

 

                                              Its all about Omotola!

It is no secret that Omotola Jalade is Stunning, however, I can not help but gosh at this woman most times I see her. I mean, WOW! Stunner! Much like fine wine, the lady just gets better with age! Wearing a conservative maxi-striped dress, her and make-up impeccably done, it is easy to see why she stole the spotlight from all the contesting beauties at the event. In attendance was also her husband for over a decade... with all the marriages crumbling so quickly in Nollywood, it is always good to see a couple wrestle out the odds, and come out on top. As if that is not enough, she went on to make a speech against paedophilia, clearly aimed at the Nigerian Government and its decision to legalize child enslavement in the name of marriage... Mtcheeeww! Anyways, enough for my talk. They say a picture speaks a thousand words, well, let these pictures make my point for me!

                                        Omosexy and Husband!

                                               See Classy Babe!

Stella Damasus' Cry for Justice: "I am fighting for my Children"

                                    
                                                 Stella Damasus
Sorry o! My Kongossa lovers, I have been unable to update my blog due to the breaking of my laptop this week, but apparently, while I've been crying over the untimely demise of my laptop, the Nigerian population has been crying over the untimely demise of their daughters due to underage marriages. Here's the full Wahala:
       In a time when we Africans are starting to slowly relief ourselves of the mentality of oppression, and riding our minds of all the negative follow-ups that came with it, Nigeria (Africa's own giant) is busy trying to hold us back! How so, you may ask, the Nigerian government is trying to pass a law permitting under-aged children to be legally married off to men with or without their concern. This ofcourse has not gone unnoticed by many who have daringly opposed the passing of such a barbaric law. Amongst the many standing up and voicing their opinions is Stella Damasus-Aboderin, Nollywood actress and singer. Proving once more that she is more than just a pretty face, Ms. Damasus posted a video, blatantly insulting the government officials participating in such acts.

In Fact, I will just let you guys watch the video for now, but be sure to check in tomorrow for my POV on this subject!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c_knQ-XpR3s

Catch the Reigning Queen of Nollywood: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde on The Juice With Toolz! (Must Watch)

                                                      OMOSEXY!

The most talked about and most wanted interview of the year for Nollywood fans is finally here! Omotola Jalade on The Juice interviewed by interviewer extraordinaire Toolz!  Talking about Love, Life, Fame, and family, these two bootylicious women chatted like old pals, all along, Omotola remind us all over and over again why she is the indisputable reigning queen of Nollywood!

Watch and Enjoy!

Tonto Dike Attack's Mercy Johnson!

Tonto's Wahala:

Tonto Dike Looking Razz! Yes, I could have picked another pic, but I don't really like her right now!

Okay, fellow Kongossa lovers, it is with a heavy heart that I come to you with this update. It is no surprise that Mercy Johnson has recently been put under fire by colleague Tonto Dike for returning to work two months after given birth to her daughter Purity.
Tonto went on Twitter spewing Nonsense about her Nollywood counterparts not knowing how to choose life-partners. She also went on to infere that MJ's husband couldn't provide and MJ had to work to make up for it. HUMPH!!

Mercy's Wahala:

Mercy, husband and daughter (Purity.)

As far as KongossaWahala is concerned... NONE! Mercy didn't even respond to Tonto! Ouch!! There's an old proverb that goes, "The best way to answer a fool is by saying NOTHING"... So, I guess it's self explanatory.

My Kongossa:

Tonto Dike, no offense dear, as much as I try to like you, your actions make it very hard. You're like Chris Brown with a Vagina... Not a good look at all girl.... And, for future references, if you Tonto (abi na POKO) Ever start to consider yourself half as good an actress as Mercy... well, I pray that spirit of deceit commot fo your body in the name of, JESUS! Puh-lease! Who do you think you are to insult someone else' lifestyle? And, should I remind you, Mercy Johnson is paid way more than you in the MILLIONS! Carry go, dear!

Rita Dominic, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (NOW, WHERE IS THE MARRIAGE RING?)

Rita's Wahala:

Rita At her 38th Birthday!

At 38 years old, Rita Dominic stands as one of the most prolific actors in Nollywood, constantly contrasting her petite frame with her monumental success; Time and time again, Rita, has proven she is not a force to be reckoned with. Never has this been more obvious that today, still floating high on her recent win as the Face of Africa two days ago at the City People Entertainment Awards... However, many seem to be more focused on her personal love life... or lack thereof. Still unmarried, Ms. Dominic just clicked 38 years old four days ago, and despite her most recent addition to her many awards, more fans keep asking: "Where is the marriage ring?"

My Kongossa:

Rita at the City People Entertainment Awards

Chai! Africans, you people are too nosy! I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but seriously? Really? This woman is one of the most successful ambassadors of one of Africa's most well-known nations, and all you can worry about is if she has a ring on it? Seriously?! Since when did we start measuring a persons worth by their marital status? Sorry, let me rephrase: I thought, Africans had stopped measuring a persons worth by their marital status?! What is going on?! Anyways, sha! Rita, I say, you go on girl! At 38, you look better than most of those haters hiding behind their computers causing havoc everywhere! Keep shining, and I pray that God will send you your Mr. Money-In-My-Pocket-Right! Forever fans: The KongosaWahala! team (consisting of me, myself and I...no hate!)

WELCOME TO KONGOSSAWAHALA! IT'S A BEEN A LONG TIME COMING, EH?!

Hello! The name is Eyong, and I am the the chief blogger of this site here, KongossaWahala! While new and inexperienced at blogging, I am a writer with an edge, and I promise you nothing short of heartfelt articles spanning the length of this blog! With many difference subtexts such as Movie Reviews, Nollywood Celebrity Gossips, Friday Fictions, and more... I can assure you, boredom is not on the cards. So, hold on tight for this journey we are about to embark on, I gaurantee, it will be many things... but never unoriginal! Thank you, and once again, welcome to KongossaWahala!: Your Wahala, is my Kongossa!